There are whatsoever legitimate advantages to running a dog for president. It would help, of course, if the dog was a governor, or at smallest possible a senator first, but we could variety a causa for an all-American public mongrel. People approaching strays. Everyone knows that dogs are genuinely well behaved runners, so that says it all. They don't diligence much which path in attendance are moving in so the body can lately let it off the constraint and it will run toward the near wages.

One advantage of having a dog in the White House is that it would for sure yelp a lot which would terrify the country's enemies and the dog would ambush and bite any sensed danger regardless of experience.

Dogs can be potty-trained to do nigh anything. The celebration can run the dog so to verbalize and the dog can run the country. And the world I suppose.

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I can see some concerns something like grasp conferences and addresses to congress but no one remaining than journalists listen to them besides. The rural area would squirrel away a lot on speech writers and fertiliser for the White House grassland.

Strategists would entail to believe possible challenges from the cat party, the Democats. But they are largely sick organized and exhaustive of hairballs so likely won't airs a big protestation. Besides, people entitled to vote don't poverty a business executive that purrs and throws up a lot.

Oh, sure, there will be 'wag the dog' jokes but both corporate executive has to put up with such meanness from the grip and media. It's the issue oaths of resource to one's terrain. Semper fi.

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The piece of furniture should drip into strip correctly confidently. It won't be demanding to insight timely dogs for the a mixture of jobs: Secretary of State would, of teaching be a poodle, Secretary of Defense would be a Doberman or possibly a Rotweiler, depending on the purpose of the population. Health and Human Services: Cocker Spaniel? Interior: St. Bernard. Border Collie would have an blatant function. The economy? Rat Terrier? It goes on.

We haven't talked astir the vice-presidency. Maybe there is a canis latrans visible. Then within will come through Supreme Court nominees. That could be a nuisance. Toto from Kansas would quarrel resourcefully but may not rod to the celebration line, too free. A Great Dane has a solid deportment and is of course properly big, looks well behaved in a robe. Chihuahua doesn't to a certain extent have the chutzpa. Maybe a Spitz or a chow-chow will do. Purple tongue has definite elegance.

It pays to return into narrative the attractiveness of the initial female. Has to be a sheepdog or a Shitzu. Press head desires to be a dog of the associates who can appear secluded and friendly at the same juncture. Labrador. It's those persuasion that get you.

Yes, I reflect the Dog Party has the next election stitched up. Need to have a slogan: "I privation your pants". No, that brings up all sorts of worries. "Sniff my..." no, no, no. "Prick up your ears.." This is not going asymptomatic. "We're number woof!" hunky-dory that'll do it.

See you in the dog abode.

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